AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

It’s 2012 and the world has ended!

Or at least it would be if a number of variables where true like if I were for some reason not able to go back to college…

Or if Sarah Palin was elected.

Realizing that regardless either way I would be losing my right to an education I have decided to mentally prepare my back up plan.

First thing I would do is to make the world’s most depressing play list so that I could properly wallow in my own self pity.

After about a month of letting myself go into a deep hole of depression I like to call Sadie in honor of my elementary school bully I would make a new play list.

The next play list would be filled with up lifting pop songs that are known best for their hair brush renditions performed by thirteen year old girls. 

Of course at this point I would be on top of the world thanks again Christina Aguilera, I am beautiful no matter what they say!

This being the stage where I get life figured out keeping my shitty job because thanks to my three years of college I know that you take what you can get.

While working I would spend a lot of my time working out and bettering myself image every pay check improving my wardrobe replacing one of my band tee’s and a pair of converse with something a business adult would wear.

Once realizing I have no idea what that would be I would spend my next pay check buying people magazine learning what’s in and watching TLC’s what not to wear.

After learning how to properly apply make-up and how to put on panty hose I would find a job that made me more than minimum wage and I would do it without a college degree.

Yet overall life would continue on and I would figure it out just like I always have but a part of me would never feel as confident or as proud as that stupid piece of paper that cost me 40,000 dollars.